[B: Boy, F: Father]
- B :
- I’m home!
- F :
- What’s up? Why do you look so tired?
- B :
- Dad, I just saved 200 yen! Instead of taking the bus, I ran all the way home behind it!
- F :
- You’re such a good boy. But I have a better way for you to save money.
- B :
- Really? What’s that?
- F :
-
Next time, you can save 2,000 yen by running behind a taxi.
- P :
- Doctor, one of my eyes always hurts when I drink coffee.
- D :
- Do you add sugar or cream to your coffee?
- P :
- Yes, I always do. And it always feels like there’s something poking my eye.
- D :
- Hmm.... Do you get the same eye pain when you drink tea, perhaps?
- P :
- Yes! How did you know?
- D :
- Ma’am, from now on, take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.