“This restaurant does seem fancy.// I think we should obey,”/said the first man.//
　Both men cleaned their boots/and combed their hair.// They looked much nicer.// But as they put down the brush,/the wind outside blew again/and — whoosh  — the brush vanished!//
　“What… ?!”// The two men were frightened.// Clutching each other,/they opened the door with a bang.// On the back of the door, they found another sign.//
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR GUNS AND BULLETS
HERE.//
　Beside the sign was a gun rack.// The two men were very hungry.// They quickly obeyed the sign, forgetting their fear.// They put their guns and cartridge belts on the rack.// Turning around, they spotted a black door with another sign.//
WE POLITELY ASK YOU TO REMOVE YOUR HATS,
COATS AND BOOTS.//
　“What should we do?” asked the first man.//
　“We have no choice,” said the second man.// They quickly removed their things/and hung their hats and coats on the hooks.// Then they shuffled through the open door/in their socks.// On the back of the door,/they noticed another message.//
PLEASE REMOVE YOUR TIE-PINS, CUFF LINKS, GLASSES,
WALLETS AND ANYTHING METAL,/
ESPECIALLY POINTED THINGS.//
　Nearby was a safe with the door open/and a key.// “I suppose/they’re worried about the electricity used for cooking,”/said the first man.//
　“You’re probably right,”/said the second man nervously.// “But we have to leave our wallets.// I guess we pay here when we go.”// The men removed their metal accessories and wallets.// They put everything into the safe and locked it.//
　The two men walked on/and reached another door with a jar beside it.// They found a new sign on the door.//
PLEASE SPREAD CREAM ALL OVER YOUR FACE,
HANDS AND FEET.//
　“Why do they want us to put cream on?”/asked the first man.//
　“I think I know,” said the second man.// “It’s because the weather outside is chilly/and they don’t want us to get rough skin.// How thoughtful!”// He took the jar and began to spread the cream/all over his face and limbs.// The other man was extremely hungry/and imitated his friend.// They even took their socks off/and put cream on their feet.// Then they opened the door and entered a new room.// Closing the door,/they noticed another sign with a smaller jar of cream beside it.//