“Who cares?//
Whatever happens,/we won’t even get the bones,”/complained the first voice.//
“But it’s our job to get them in here,”/said the other voice angrily.//
“Let’s call them.”//
His voice became sweet as he whispered,/“Gentlemen, this way, please!//
Everything is ready.//
The vegetables are arranged.//
Time for you/to lie on the snowy white plates we’ve prepared.”//
The two men were horrified!//
Their faces were pale and felt crumpled like wastepaper.//
They cried and cried.//
The second voice whispered again.//
“Don’t be afraid.”//
Then it shouted,/“Stop crying,/or you’ll wash off the cream.//
Come in now !”//
Suddenly,/the other voice apologized loudly,/“Coming, sir.//
We’ll bring it immediately,”/then said,/“The boss is waiting with his knife and fork,/licking his lips.//
And his napkin is tucked in.”//
This was too much!//
Both men wailed even louder.//
All at once, there was loud barking/and the two white dogs that looked like polar bears/bounded into the room!//
The blue eyes looking out from the holes disappeared/as the dogs jumped forward/and crashed through the door.//
There was growling, hissing and barking,/then the men heard a cat-like meow.//
Suddenly silence followed.//
The two men found themselves/in tall grass with a cold wind blowing.//
Their coats and boots, wallets, cuff links and tie-pins were all over,/hanging from tree branches.//
The brick building was gone,/while the two dogs seemed healthy again.//
“Gentlemen! Gentlemen!”//
It was the voice of their guide shouting behind them.//
Finally! They felt safe.//
Limping back to the city,/the tired men bought some pheasants,/“trophies” from their hunting trip.//
Back home,/no matter how hard they scrubbed,/the crumpled skin of their faces never felt normal again.//